Monday, April 30, 2007
EEARGRHH I'M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND SPRING IS IN THE AIR!!!! SPRING IS THE SEASON FOR SLAM-DANCING AND SLAM-ROMANCING (BOTH) AND I AM THE KING OF THEM!!!!
OUR SENIOR PROM IS THIS WEEKEND AND I AM JUST A SOPHOMORE (LOL) BUT I STILL GOT INVITED BY A GIRL!!!!! HER NAME IS JULIA SWENEY AND SHE IS IN MY GYM CLASS I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ASKED ME!!!! SHE IS VERY PRETTY AND VERY SMART AND WHEN DONALD JOLINSKY CSAW US HOLDING HANDS IN THE CAFETERIA HE CALLED HER A "HORSE-FACE" AND I WAS LIKE "PLEASE EXCUSE ME JULIA YOUR MADEN EYES SHOULD NOT SEE WHAT I MUST DO TO RECLAIM YOUR HONOR"
AND SO AFTER I BODYSLAMMED HIM A FEW TIMES I CALLED JULIA OVER AND SAID "OKAY DONALD DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO JULIA" BUT HE COULDN'T TALK ANY MORE BECAUSE HE WAS JUST A HEAP OF SPLATTERED GUTS SO I SLAPPED THE PILE OF BLOODY PULP A FEW TIMES TO MAKE THE ORGANS MAKE SQUISHING NOISES THAT SOUNDED LIKE "SORRY JULIA YOUR HOT AND IM A FAG" AND JUILA SAID IT WAS GREAT THAT I STOOD UP TO BULLIES LIKE DONALD AND SHE LOVED ME AND MAYBE WE SHOULD GET MARRIED
I CANT WAIT TO GET MARRIED!!! WE'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER (SHE IS A GIRL AND I AM UNSTOPPALB)E
I WILL UPDATE AFTER PROM ON SAUTRDAY AND LET YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I MADE OUT ( AND I DO MEAN "MADE OUT" ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-d
JUGGERNAUT
THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT
Thursday, February 22, 2007
ERRGHHHHHHH
I JUST BODYSLAMMED MYSELF
HOW CRUEL THE SWORD THAT CUTS SOMETHING SOMETHING WOLVERINE IS LAME
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
IM JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND I JUST GOT BANNED FROM WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE SOME ASSFACE SAID THAT "THE XMEN SUCK" IS POV AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!
ARRGHRHGHGHHG
I"M GOING TO BLANK SOEM OF THEIR ARTICLES THEN WELL SEE WHOS BOSS
LOVE<
JUGGERNAUT
Thursday, November 10, 2005
I'M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND I HATE LITERATURE!!!!
NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I LIKE SOME BOOKS (GOOSEBUMPS) BUT ALL THE BOKS I GET ASINGED IN CLASS ARE JUST FULL OF BALONEY!!! BOOKS ARE FULL OF GIBBERISH!!! "A SCREAMING COMES ACROSS THE SKY"????? WTF????? "RIVERRUN PAST ADAM AND EVE"?????? WHATEVER!!!!!
PROFESSORS NEEDS TO STOP BEING SO EGOTISTICAL AND LEARN WHAT ITS REALLY LIKE ON THE STRETS (ITS HARD AND TOUGH LIKE "TRUE CRIME: STREETS OF LA" AND THE NEW ONE "TRUE CRIME: NEW YORK" I HEARD ICE CUBE IS IN IT)
YESTERDAY I WAS ON THE STREET JUST CHILLIN WAITING FOR BLACK TOM TO COME OUT OF WALMART (I DIDNT WANT TO GO IN BECAUSE THE SNACK BAR SMELL MAKES ME SICK LOL) AND SOME PUNKS CAME UP TO ME
THEY WERE ALL "HEY PUNK GIMMIE YOUR WALLET"
AND I WAS ALL "YOU PUNKS WANT MY WALLET??????"
AND THEY WERE ALL "HELL YES :) :) $$$$"
AND I WAS ALL "OH, I"LL GIVE YO UMY WALLET, ALL RIGHT!!!!!"
AND THEY WERE ALL "SCHWEEEETTTT"
AND I WAS ALL "BUT YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
AND THEY WERE ALL "WE'RE JUST WISHING FOR YOUR WALLET WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!?!?!?!? :?"
AND I WAS ALL "OKAY YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!! HERE IT COMES PUNKS!!!!!!!!"
AND THEN THEY STOLE MY WALLET!!! I FORGOT ABOTU BODYSLAMMING THEM!!!! I REALLY NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN OR SOMETHING
SO NEWAY THATS WHAT LIFE IS LIKE ON THE STREETS: TOUGH AN DMY PROFERESORS ARE BIG DUMB IDIOTS
I GOTTA GO - PASTA FOR DINNER TONIGHT!
-JUGGERNAUT THE VIL SUPERMUTANT
THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT
Monday, November 07, 2005
I'M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND BOY OH BOY
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
OH BOY
Sunday, February 15, 2004
I"M JUGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTATN AND VALENTINES DAY MAKES ME SO DEPRESSED
I HAD THE WORST VALENTINES DAY! IT MADE ME SO DEPRESSED I WENT TO A PARTY WITH BLACK TOM AND TOAD AND STEVE (STEVES NEW HES A FRIEND OF MAGNETOS) AND IT WAS PRETTY COOL (IT WAS AT THIS ONE GIRLS HOURSE WHOS PARENTS WERE OUT OF TOWN!) AND THEY HAD BEER AND PEOPLE WERE SMOKING
AND THIS GIRL BUMPED INTO ME! THINGS WERE LOOKING UP BECAUSE NORMAL ALL I DO AT PARTIES IS MOPE AROUND AND SHE SAID "OH IM SORRY I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE" AND I SAID "O THATS OKAY" AND SHE SAID "WHATS YOUR NAME" AND I SAID "MY NAME IS CAIN MARKO WHILE DEEP IN A SECRET TEMPLE I FOUND THE GEM OF CYTTORAK AND SO WAS BORN AGAIN AS A HUMAN JUGGERNAUT" AND SHE SAID "THATS COOL IM SASHA WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE" AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, WERE WERE TALKING!!!
BUT THEN THIS GUY CAME UP TO US AND CUT IN AND PUSHED ME BACK AND WAS ALL "I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT SASHA AND ME ARE GOING STEADY, SO YOU BETTER STAY AWAY IF YOU KNOW WHATRS GOOD FO RYOU" THEN HE WALKED AWAY, PULLING SASHA
BLACK TOM CAME UP AND WAS ALL "DUDE, THAT'S TYLER ANDREWS! HES THE CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM YOU REALLY SHOULDNT MESS WITH HIM"
SO I WAS ALL OH REALLY?
I DONT THINK ANYONE WILL EVER BE MESSING WITH HIM TYLER ANDREWS AGAIN, EXCEPT FOR IN THE AFTERLIFE!!!! BECAUSE HE IS DEAD NOW ( I PUNCHED HIM TO DEAD)
WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUR EARLIER! THIS VALENTINES DAY ROX0RS MY BOX)ERZ
THEN BLACK TOM AND I STOLE A SHOPPING CART AND RAN DOWN THE STREET WITH IT!!!
Thursday, January 01, 2004
skywalker135: :PUNCH:
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OH CHRIST
skywalker135: YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH JUGGERNAUT
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OOOOWWWWW
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: THATS GONNA LEAVE A BLACK AND BLUE MARK, ASS
skywalker135: SORRY.
skywalker135: I GUESS I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH.
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: HA HA JUST KIDDING I AM INVINCIBLE
skywalker135: AAH DAMNIT
skywalker135: I KNEW IT
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OH MAN YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE
I AM JUGGERNAUT THE INVINCIBLE SUPERMUTANT WHAT PART OF INVINCIBLE SUPERMTUATN DONT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?!! :-P
THIS NEW MARIO KART GAME IS PRETY FUN
LOVE JUGGERNAUT
Friday, September 26, 2003
IM JUGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND I AM A HAX MAN
NOW I KNOW THAT SOUNDS TOTALY RANDOM BUT! BEAR WITH ME THERES AN EXPLANATION
BLACK TOM'S (SPOILED FA)G) MOM'S BOUGHT HIM AN MICROSFOT XBOX AND HE ALREADY HAS A GAMECUBE TOO!!! AND HE GOT HIS FRIEND ALEX TO MOD (HAX) THE XBOX WITH HIS LAPTOP AND HAX TOOLZ (HE IS A HAX MAN)
AND SO NOW BLACK TOM CAN PLAY ALL SORTS OF OLD NES GAMES AND GENESIS GAMES TOO (SONIC RULES) ON THE XBOX AND EVEN DVDS WHICH IS AWESOME BECAUSE ITS ILLEGAL WHICH IS AWESOME I HATE THE XMEN
SO LATER I WALKED TO THE MALL WITH BLACK TOM TO GO HANG OUT AT BEST BUY AND BLACK TOM WAS ALL "ALEX TAUGHT ME SOME STUFF ABOUT HAXING CHECK THIS OUT JUGGERNUTS (I HATE THAT NICKNAME AND HE WENT UP TO ONE OF THE COMPUTERS FOR SALE WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING AND GOT TO SOME BLACK SCREEN ( HE CALLED IT "BASIC") AND TYPED IN SOME NUMBERS AND SHIT AND BEFOR EYOU KNEW IT THE COMPUTER WAS ALL
"ANARCHY RULES TEACHERS ARENT"
OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!! IN A LOOP (FOREVER)
SO I SAID "OH YEAH HOT SHOT WELL TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME" AND I STARTED SLAPPING A KEYBOARD WITH MY OPEN PALMS BUT I GUESS I WAS NOT HACKING HARD ENOUGH!! SO I ASSEMBELED A "HAX MACHINE" MY PICKING UP A TELEVISION AND DROPPING IT ON THE COMPUTER HAXED SUCCESS I WAS IN THE SYSTEM
A GUY RAN UP TO ME AND WAS ALL "SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT" AND SO I SAID "MY NAME ISNT SIR IT'S SLYCE-XTRON THE HAX MAN AND THIS IS MY FRIEND ASSFACE THE HAX MAN" (BLACK TOM WAS SOOOO PISSED!!!!) AND THEN SECURITY CAME OUT
"SIR COME WITH ME PLEASE" THE SECURITY GUARDS SAID BUT I SAID "NO" AND PUNCHED THEM UNTIL THEIR BODIES WERE BLOODY PILES OF ORGANS!!!!! HAXED AGAIN
THEN EVERYONE PRETTY MUCH STARTED SCREAMING AND RUNNING AROUND SO I PICKED UP A SHELF FULL OF STERIO EQUPTMENT AND HAXED THE REST OF THE COMPUTERS I WAS DONE WITH HAXING FOR THE DAY OR SO I THOUGHT!!
BUT NO! A SWAT TRUCK AND ARRIVED AND ALL THESE ASSFACES (HAHAHA!) WITH SHIELDS AND HELMETS RAN OUT SCREAMING AND SHOOTING GUNS!!! I KNEW IT WAS A TRICKY SYSTEM!!! ONE WRONG STEP AND THE FEDS WOULD BE ALL OVER ME LIKE A FAT MAN ON A FOOD PRODUCT
BUT IN THEIR HURRY, THEY HAD LEFT THE SYSTEM VUNERABLE TO A "BACK DOOR" EXPLOIT::
BODYSLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HAVE FUN TRYING TO STOP HAXING NOW POLICE......BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT BECAUSE I CRUCHED MOST OF YOU WITH A TRUCK
I HAD FUN AS A HAX MAN, OR AS COMPUTER NERDS CALL THEM, "LINUXES" BUT I DONT THINK ILL EVER WRITE ABOUT HAXING AGAIN BECAUSE IT JUST SEEMS LIKE TOO FUNNY AND UNIQUE A TOPIC TO OVERDO
PEACE OUT
JUGGERNAUT (SLYCE-XTRON)
Wednesday, July 23, 2003
IM JUGGERNAUT THE SUPERMUTANT AND I AM EVIL. I AM SO STRONG THAT IF YOU TRIED TO MESS WITH ME,, YOU SHOULDNT MESS WITH ME
I WENT TO BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO THE OTHER DAY TO TRY TO RENT THE NEW MARIO GOLF GAME (SHUT UP BLACK TOM MARIO ROCKS) AND THE GUY AT THE COUNTER SAID "ITS NOT IN YET THEY JUST RELEASED IT I THINK HEY CRAIG DO WE HAVE THE NEW MARIO" AND THEN THE OTHER GUY CRAIG SAID "HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW"
SO I LEFT. I TRIED TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER BY GOING TO GET ICE CREAM AND THEN DEMOLISHING A PUBLIC LIBRARY (I HATE BOOKS THEIR FULL OF GIBBERISH) BUT I JUST WANT TO PLAY MARIO
I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND LIKE WHITE QUEEN OR PSYLOCKE (EVIL VERSION)
HERE'S A SONG I WROTE TO THE TUNE OF "I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL"
I LOVE SMASHING THINGS
SOMETHING SOMETHING THE END
THE END
Tuesday, May 13, 2003
OH YEAH I FORGOT SOME GUY ASKED ME FOR SPARE CHANGE SO I SAID "I DONT HAVE ANY CHANGE BUT HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A NEW CAR" AND HE SAID ALRIGHT SO I SAID "OH HERE YOU JUST MIGHT GET WHAT YOU WISHED FOR" BUT THE PARKING LOT WAS EMPTY SO I JUST BROKE BOTH HIS LEGS. I THOUGHT IT WAS STILL PRETTY IRONIC
IM JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND
AND ALSO (TRY TO IMAGINE SINGING WHEN YOU READ) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - PUNCHED - MY GUIDANCE OFFICERRRRRRRHA HA IT WAS A GREAT PRACTICAL JOKE FOR THE END OF THE YEAR BLACK TOM WENT UP TO MR. DURALL AND SAID "HEY MR DURALL YOUR GUDAINCE HAS REALLY BEEN HELPFUL TO ME THIS YEAR" AND HE WAS ALL "WHY THANK YOU BLACK TOM IVE NOTICED THAT YOUVE BEEN ACTING A LOT BETTER AND NOT SHOOTING LAZERS WITH YOUR MAGICAL SCEPTER AS MUCH AND I THINK ARGHGHGHGHHH" AND THAT WAS THE SOUND HE MADE WHEN I GAVE ME A NOOGIE AND HE STARTED SHAKING AND CRYING AND I THINK
IM BORED WITH THAT PARAGRAPH SCHOOLLSSS OUT TIME TO GET A TAN!!!!! LATER SKATERS
PEACE OUT YO
JUGGERNAUT THE
EVIL SUPERMUTANT
SUPERMUTANT
Monday, April 07, 2003
IM JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE WAR ON IRAQ!!!!!!!
THIS WAR IS NESSECARY, BECAUSE SADDAM HUSEIN HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION OBVIOUSLY, AND I WANT THEM (WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION LIKE ATOM BOMBS), AND IT WILL BE EASIER FOR ME TO GET THEM IF HE IS DEAD, BECAUSE THEN I'LL JUST BE ALL ::WALKS INTO WEAPON STOREAGE AND TAKES WEAPONS AND ROBBS BANKS AND THEN $$$:: INSTEAD OF ::BODYSLAMM ALL OF IRAQQ BEFORE GETTING WEAPONS AND DOLLAR SIGNS::
SO I WENT TO A PEACE RALLY AND EVERYONE WAS CHANTING "NO BLOOD FOR OIL" AND WTF!!!! OIL WHAT IS THIS ABOUT OIL? I ASKED A PROTESTER "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAR RULES PEACE DRULES" AND HE WAS LIKE "NO WAY JUST ATTACKING IRAQ IS WEAKENING OUR FOUNDATION WITH EUROPE AND THE REST OF THE WORLD" AND SO I PICKED UP A BUILDING (I THINK IT WAS A CHURCH) AND DROPPED IT ON TO HIM AND SAID "OH I DONT KNOW THAT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY STRONG FOUNDATION TO ME AHAHAHAHAHAHA" (FOUNDATION OF THE BUILDING/CHURCH) AND THEN SOMEONE WAS LIKE "OH @#*&@@#*& YOU KILLED NOAM CHOMSKY" OR SOME NAME I DUNNO AND I WAS LIKE "HERS SOME MORE BUILDINGS ASSHATS" (I LOVE FARK.COM!!!! THE COMMMENTS ARE SO FUNNY) THEN STARTED THROWING MORE BUILDINGS (NOT CHURCHS I RAN OUT)
JUST TO GET A FAIR UNDERASTNAIDNG OF THE WAR, I WENT TO A PRO-WAR RALLY. THERE WERE ALL THESE TRUCKS AND NASCARS AND THEY HAD WEIRD FLAGS LIKE THE AMERICAN FLAG BUT X (CROSSED, NOT X-MEN, WHO ARE WEAK ANS STUPID) AND A FEW HAD WHITE HOODS ON!!! LIKE HATS. AND I WAS ALL "HEY WHATS UP" ADN THEY WERE ALL "WAR IS SWEET" AND I WAS ALL "HELL YEAH" AND THEY WERE ALL "SADDAM HUSSEIN USED WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION ON HIS OWN PEOPLE" AND I WAS ALL "........HOLD THE PHONE THIS GUY IS SCHWEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) :-) :_):"
WEAPONS OF MASS DESCTUOION ON HIS OWN PEOPLE MAN THIS SADDAM SOUNDS TOTALLY COOL. I"M GOING TO TRY TO TEAM UP WITH HIM. WHEN THE PEOPOL ETHERE FOUND OUT (PRO WAR RALLY) THEY WERE MAD. I COULD HAVE EASLIY SLAMMED THEM BUT I DIDNT WANT TO WASTE TIME SO I WAS LIKE "HEY LOOK ITS THE DEAD GHOST OF DALE ERNHEART!!! AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A TREASURE MAP!!!" AND THEY FELL FOR IT!!!!! I WISH I HAD TREASURE
SO I"M TRYING TO FIND SADDAM RIGHT NOW. I THOUGHT I FOUND HIM EARLIER, ON THE INTERNET, BECAUSE THERE WAS A SADDAM BLOG. http://saddamhussein.blogspot.com/ BUT BLACK TOM TOLD ME "NO JUGGERNAUT ITS JUST SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE HIM TO GET LAUGHS" AND THEN WE PLAYED PARAPPA THE RAPPA 2 (BLACK TOM IS A CHEATING FAG)
I DONT GET WHY SOMEONE WOULD PRETEND TO BE SOME OTHER FAMOUS OR FICTIONAL ENTITY ON BLOGGER IT SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF TIME AND LAME. HA HA I BET HE HAS A SMALL PENIS.
OH YA I ALMOST FORGOT I HAVE A CHEMISTRY TEST TOMORROW :-( CHEMISTRY SUCKS
OH YA I ALMSOT FORGOT AGAIN I PICKED UP A AMBULANCE TODAY AND THREW IT AT A GAS STATION.
SMELL YA LATER,
JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT
PS-BLACK TOM, YOU ARE SO GYA
Monday, February 10, 2003
IM JUGGERNAUT AND IM AWESOME
SO NOW I'M APART OF SOME FANCYMILK.COM SITE ABOUT SOMETHING I DONT KNOW WHAT. THEY LINKED ME WITH A COMPUTER SO NOW IM TALKING ABOUT THEM. SO THERE
ITS ALMOST VALENTINES DAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!! "TIME TO KILL THE X-MEN" WHY YES THAT WAS A GOOD GUESS BUT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT ITS TIME FOR LOVE
I'M NOT TO GOOD WITH GIRLS (ESPECIALLY JENNIFER THAT SLUT) BUT I HAVE MY EYE ON A SPECIAL SOMEONE FOR THIS VALENTINES DAY. SHES IN MY 7TH PERIOD ARTS AND CLASSICS AND HER NAME IS AMELIA. SHE HAS RED EYES AND A BEAUTIFUL SMILE. I'VE BEEN WORKING HARD ON A VALENTINE FOR HER HERE IS WHAT I HAVE SO FAR
DEAR AMELIA
(FLIP (THIS WOULD BE THE OUTSIDE OF THE CARD PROBABLY A PICTRURE OF A HEART OR SOME CRAP WOULD BE HERE))
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE RED
I HATE WOLVERINE
VIOLETS ARE RED (GILRS LIKE POETRY)
PLAESE MARY ME
HA HA JUST KIDING (THIS JOKE WILL GET HER LAUGHING AND LOSENED UP (RELEASE TENSION OF VALENTINE))
PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME TO THE BOWLING LANES THIS THURSDAY (SHE LIKES TO BOWL AND MY MOM HAS A NICE HONDA CIVIC)
MY MOM WILL DRIVE US
YORUS
JUGGERNAUT
THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT
I HOPE IT WORKS I DONT THINK ITS TOO FRONTAL (WITH THE JOKES AND POEMS) BLACK TOM SAYS THAT SHE'LL NEVER SAY YES AND THAT SHE'S ALREADY GOING OUT WITH FREDDY CUOMER (THAT PREP!!!) BUT I DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT BLACK TOM SAYS HES BARELY EVEN A MUTANT AND SUCKS AT SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEEE FOR GAMECYUBE
MORE SOON TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO COME TO THIS PAGE AND FANCYMILK.COM AND MAGNETO IS A GREAT GUY
JUGGERNAUT
THE SUPERMUANT
Monday, January 20, 2003
I"M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL UPERMUTNAT AND I HATE ANDREW THAMSON
HE'S IN MY 4TH PERIOD LIT CLASS AND HE'S A BIG BAFOON!! AND THE OTHER DAY HE TOOK MY SEAT WHEN I GOT UP TO SHARPEN MY PENCIL (EVEN THOUGH I CALLED DIBBSIES) AND STARTED TALKING TO JENNIFER LEAHMAN WHO I HAVE AN HUGH CRUSH ON
I WENT BACK AND SAID "I'M SORRY BUT I THINK YOUR IN MY SEAT ANDREW" AND HE JUST PRETENDED NOT TO HEAR SO I SAID LOUDER "ANDREW YOU'RE IN MY SEAT!" AND THEN HE AND JENNIFER LOOKED OVER AND ANDREW SAID "HEY, WHY DON'T YOU FIND SOMEHWERE ELSE TO SIT, JUGGERLAME? THIS IS MY SEAT NOW" AND JENNIFER ROLLED HER EYES. I WAS SO EMBARASED!
SO TO GET BACK AT HIM I HID IN THE BUSHES AFTER CLASS AND ANDREW JERKSON OH I MEAN THAMSON WAS RIDING HIS BIKE NEXT TO JENNIFER AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID (PROBABLY MAKING FUN OF ME) AND WHEN THEY PASSED WHERE I WAS HIDING I STUCK A BROOMSTICK THROUGH HIS FRONT WHEEL ON HIS BIKE AND JUMPED OUT AND SAID "OH ANDREW I THINK YOU SPOKE TO SOON!" (GET IT SPOKE OF THE BIKE) AND HE FLIPPED FORWARD OVER THE HANDLE BARS
THE DOCTORS SAID THAT HE DIED INSTANTLY HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT HE WAS ON THE LEDGE OF A CLIFF. JENNIFER WAS REALLY SAD AT THE FUNERAL, AND I TRIED TO MAKE IT UP TO HER BY STEALING SOME GOLD AND JEWELS. BUT SHE DIDN'T WANT ANY.
IM SUCH A SCREW UP! I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT EXCEPT DESTROY MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF LAND AND LIVES AND PROPERTY. ALSO I AM INVINCIBLE HERES A POEM I WROTE ABOUT MY PROBLEMS:
LITTLE PONY
THERE WAS A LITTLE PONY
LIVING BY HIMSELF
AMD ALL THE OTHER PONIES
LOVED SOMEBODY ELSE
THEY NEVER ASKED HIS FRIENDSHIP
THEY NEVER PLAYED HIS GAMES
THEY JUST LEFT THE LITTLE PONY
ALL ALONE ON THE RANGE
SO ONE DAY THE PONY
GOT REALLY REALLY SAD
AND STUCK BROOMHANDLE INTO SOME ASSHOLES BIKE AND HE FLIPPED OVER A FUCKING CLIFF ARGHRGHG
WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME JENNIFER
YOU SLUT
JUGGERNAUT
Monday, January 06, 2003
BLOGGER KEEPS BREAKING
ARHGRGHAHR
IM JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND I CAN PUNCH THROUGH WALLS WITH MY BARE HANDS
I REALLY LIKE "METROID: PRIME" FOR GAMECUBE AND SO I DECIDED TO WRITE SOME FAN FICTION ABOUT SAMIS ARAN THE METROID HUNTER
HUNTING TIME
A METROID STORY BY JUGGERNAUT
BLAM! SAMUS ARN SHOT A MISSLE AT A METROID! BLAMBLAMBALM! THIS WAS GOING TO BE GOOD
"ITS TIME TO KILL SIME METOROIDS" SAID SAMUS, RELOADING HER ARM (HER ARM IS A GUN LASER)
BLMABALMBLAMBLAM! MORE METROIDS DEAD! THIS WAS EASY
MAYBE TOO EASY
SUDDENLY, MORE METROIDS APPEARED!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAMB ALMB
BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
"THIS ISN'T WORKING" SAID SAMUS "I NEED A FASTER WAY TO KILL THEM"
::ICE LASER ACTIVATE::
SAMUS SMILED. THE BATTLE HAD BEEN INTENSE, AND ALSO VERY ICY AND COLD. SHE RECLINED SEDUCTIVELY IN THE CHAIR. LINK APPRAOCHED HER, AND SLOWLY TOOK OFF HER ROBOT SUIT. SHE ALLOWED THIS, SINCE HE HAD BEATEN THE CHALLENGE IN UNDER 3 HOURS TIME.
THINGS WERE ABOUT TO GET SEXY!!
THAT'S THE END OF PART ONE. E-MAIL ME WITH IDEAS ABOUT PART TWO! ALSO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT MY BLOG AND POST THE ADDRESS IN PLACES AND SEND EMAILS AND ALL THAT SHIT
BYE
JUGGERNAUT
THE EVIL
SUPPERMAUTN
BODYCAMMMMM:
OH LOOK ITS ME TALKING ON A CELL PHONE TO MY BOOK PUBLISHER NEGOTIATING HOW MUCH MONEYS HE WILLL GET FOR MY METROID FAN FICTION
Monday, December 23, 2002
I'M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND WHAT IS UP WITH HOLIDAY SHOPPING???????
I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY TO BUY A LAST MINUTE GIFT FOR BLACK TOM (I BOUGHT HIM THE NEW METRIOD GAME BUT OH WAIT HE ALREADY HAS IT THAT SPOILED JERK) AND TRAFFIC WAS HORRENDOUS! THERE WERE CARS EVERYWHERE! WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO THE PARKING LOT AT THE MALL, I HAD TO DRIVE AROUND SLOWLY LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PARK
YEAH I'LL FOLLOW THIS PERSON BACK I DECIDED AND IT WAS WORKING PRETTY WELL. SHE GOT IN HER CAR AND THEN BACKED OUT AND THEN SOME OTHER GUY CUT ME OFF AND PULLED IN THE SPACE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT IS MY SPACE I SAID TO THE GUY (HE WAS VERY UGLY) AND HE SAID "OH YA, WELL I DONT SEE YOUR NAME ON IT" AND SO I SAID "LOOK CLOSER" AND HE SAID "LOOK I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS BUDDY I HAVE TO GO BUY MY ARRHRFGEARRGHARGHRGHGHGHGHG AND THAT WAS THE NOISE HE MADE AS I RIPPED OFF HIS ARM AND STARTED WRITING MY NAME ON THE PAVEMENT WITH HIS ARM STUMP
SO THEN WITH MY CAR PARKED IT WAS IN TO THE MALL! THERE WERE STORES EVERYWHERE (DUHH! lol) AND SO I WENT AND TRIED TO RETURN THE GAME. IT WAS A LONNNGGGGG LINE AND THERE WAS SOME SUPER STUPID MUSIC PLAYING (I THINK LIKE THE BACKSTREET BOYS OR MAYBE LOU BEGA) AND I WAS PRETTY ANNOYED WHEN I GOT THE THE CASHIER.
"EXCUSE ME I'D LIKE TO RETURN THIS" I SAID TO THE STORE CLERK AND HE WAS LIKE ""SORRY SIR I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT" AND SO I SAID ""OH YES I CAN I HAVE THE RECEPIT" AND HE WAS LIKE ""BUT SIR THIS IS GAP KIDS WE DONT ARGHRGAHRGHA OH WHO'S NAME IS WRITTEN ON THE PARKING SPOT NOW IM SORRY BUT IT SAYS "JUGGERNAUT" NOT "CLERK WITH NO ARMS LEFT"
THEN I WENT TO THE FOOD COURT AND SOME GOTH CHICK STARTED TALKING TO ME. SHE WAS KIND OF FAT BUT STILL PRETTY AND I GOT HER NUMBER. I THINK I'LL TRY TO SET UP A DATE WITH HER AND MAYBE IF SHE HAS A FRIEND WE CAN DOUBLE DATE WITH BLACK TOM.
SIKE BLACK TOM IF YOUR READING THIS YOUR GAY
THERE WAS A SPECIAL BIKINI EDITION OF ELIMIDATE ON. IT WAS OKAY.
PEACE OUT,
JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT
BODYCAMMMMM:
ITS ME TALKING ON MY NOKIA CELL PHONE TO THE HOT GOTH GIRL!!! I ALWAYS GET THE LADIES BECAUSE I HAVE MAGIC POWERS THAT COME FROM A FORBIDDEN CRYSTAL.
Monday, December 16, 2002
HO HO HO IT'S CHIRSTMAS TIME SO BUY ME SOME CRAP
www.amazon.com/o/registry/WFYDF5PK1PXO
BUY ME SOME CRAP,
JUGGERNAUT
Friday, December 13, 2002
WHENEVER I SIGN ON MY INTERNET I GET DOZENS OF PEOPLE SCREAMING "BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU'RE NOT SO STRONG I BET I COULD BEAT YOU" AND GUESS WHAT YOU CAN'T
StealingYourNerd: ::DROPKICK::
StealingYourNerd: ::KICK::
StealingYourNerd: ::PUNCH::
StealingYourNerd: ::KICKPUNCHKICK::
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: Look, I'm 9 feet tall.
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: This isn't hurting me.
TO SAVE TIME, TAKE THIS QUIZ:
HOW HARD CAN JUGGERNAUT KICK YOUR ASS???
CATCH YOU ON THE FLIPSIDE,
JUGGERNAUT
THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT
BODYCAMMMMM:
OOHHH ITS FRIDAY THE 13TH THAT REMINDS ME OF SPOOKY STORY
ONE TIME THERE WAS A HAUNTED MANSION AND THREE KIDS (ONE WAS SMART, ONE WAS TOUGH, AND ONE WAS FAT (HE WAS THE FUNNY ONE)) DARED TO VENTURE INTO THE HAUNTED MANSION HOUSE WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BLAM! IT EXPLODED AND THEY WERE COVERED IN 3RD DEGREE BURNS BUT DID THE GHOST GOBLIN DO IT?? OR WAS IT THE MUMMY WE WILL NEVER KNOW
OH BOY THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THAT STORY I GOT SO SCARED I PUNCHED A POLICEMAN UNTIL HE WENT TO SLEEP FOREVER
I MEET A LOT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET! AND CRUSH THEM ALL
GeorgeWCarver17: Hello
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: IM JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT ARE YOU READY TO ROCK
GeorgeWCarver17: I'm George Washington Carver, the famous inventor
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: I HOPE YOU ARE BECAUSE ITS TIME TO BATTLE
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: :BODYSLAMM::
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OH HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
GeorgeWCarver17: I don't battle, I invent things with peanuts
GeorgeWCarver17: like peanut butter
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: AND ASS-KICKED-BUTTER
GeorgeWCarver17: did you invent anything with peanuts
GeorgeWCarver17: I think not
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: I JUST SERVED YOU SOME
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: YOU ATE IT
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: IT WAS A FLAVOR YOU FOUND AGREEABLE
I HAVE A BIG SPANISH TEST TODAY! AIEE! ESTA MUY DIFICIL!
HASTA LUEGO,
EL JUGGGERNAUT EL EVIL SUPERMUTANTO
BODYCAMMMMM:
TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT BLOGGERNAUT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL DESTROY ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS
Tuesday, December 10, 2002
HEY INTERNET IM JUGGERNAUT AND I CAN NOT BE STOPPED
WHENEVER I SIGN ON MY INTERNET I GET ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE TALKING TO ME!! BIG ONES, SMALL ONES, SKINNY ONES, FAT ONES!! I HATE FAT PEOPLE
WhiteGuywithAF1s: yeah wow well guess whos gay
WhiteGuywithAF1s: its you
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: RIDDLEMASTER!
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: I KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: PREPAIR FOR ULTIMATE BATTLE
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: ::COMPUTERS::
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: ::VIRTUAL REALITY::
WhiteGuywithAF1s: can you please fucking eat a gun
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OH YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO RIDDLE ME NORMALLY, RIDDLEMASTER
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: BUT WE ARE IN VIRTUAL REALITY NOW!
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: LETS SEE YOU RIDDLE A WIREFRAME MODEL!!!
BiGGPuFFLes: So, you read comic books? I used to collect cards when I was like 6. How about that shit?
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: WHATS A COMIC BOOK?
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE A SUPLEX?
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: BECAUSE I KNOW SUPLEXS PRETTY WELL
BiGGPuFFLes: And you watch wrestling, how about that?
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: WHATS A WATCH WRESTLING?
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE A COMIC BOOK?
AcookmA: im baking cookies just for you
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: WHAT KIND?
AcookmA: good kinda withhhhh frosting and pretty designs
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OF WHAT?
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: DEAD X-MEN???
SO IF YOU EVER WANT TO RUMBLE DONT HESITATE TO BRING IT AND YOU WILL GET DESTROYED
THIS WEEKEND WAS A LOT OF FUN!! I WENT TO A RAVE FRIDAY NITE WHICH WAS KIND OF CREEPY THIS ONE GUY STEVE GAVE ME A GLOW STICK AND SAID "NOW GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR PLUR" WHICH I GUESS IS AN ABREVIATION OR SOMETHING BUT IT WAS REALLY LOUD AND I MISHEARD HIM AND I THOUGHT HE SAID "NOW GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR DESTROY THE ENTIRE BUILDING AND ALL OF THE PEOPLE INSIDE" SO I DID AT 180 BEATS PER MINUTE
THEN I WENT TO A PARTY ON SATURDAY!! FRANKIE AND I WERE TELLING JOKES ABOUT COMMERCIAL AIR TRAVEL HERS MY FAVORITE:
"WHY IF BLACK BOXES ARE INDESTREUCTABLE ARENT PLANES MADE OUT OF BLACK BOXES?? HUH??????!!!!! WTF!!!!!"
MAN YOU HAD TO BE THERE I GUESS. BUT IF YOU WANT TO USE THAT JOKE IN YOUR INTERNETPAGE, FEEL FREE JUST GIVE ME CREDIT LIKE "JUGGERNAUT WROTE THIS NEXT JOKE" EVEN THOUGH FRANKIE WROTE IT HES A FAG
HERES A POEM I WROTE:
BITTER LEAVES
AND WEEPING TREES
DONT ERASE THE PAIN
OR THE SINGLE SLAIN
BUTTERFLY
AND DO OR DIE
WITH MY SADDEST HEART
NOW THAT WE'RE APART
IF I EVER AGAIN
CAN SEE YOUR FACE
I WILL COMMIT THE SIN
OF REPEATEDLY HITTING IT WITH A STEEL GIRDER
OR A TELEPHONE POLE MAYBE
IF WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS WERE HERE, HE'D SAY "GOOD JOB" AND I'D BODYSLAMM HIM BECAUSE HE WRITES STUPID CRAP ABOUT WHEELBARROWS
PEACE OUT,
JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT
BODYCAMMMMM:
BLOGERNAUT IS GETTING POPULAR! TELL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS!!
Wednesday, December 04, 2002
WHATS UP EVERYONE JUGGERNAUT IM THE MOST POWERFUL LIVING CREATURE AND I JUST TOOK MY ECOLOGY MIDTERM!!
BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU IT WAS LAME I MEAN LOOK AT THIS QUESTION
What causes continential drift?
A-Plate tectonics
B-Solar Winds
C-Volanoes
I DONT KNOW WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A ROCKET OR SOMETHING?? I FIRST CIRCLED C BECAUSE IT REMINDED ME OF THE TIME I THREW SPIDERMAN INTO A VOLCANOE BUT HE OUTSMARTED ME BY USING THAT WEB STUFF OF HIS TO MAKE AN ANTI-LAVA SUIT OR SOMETHING. BUT THEN SOLAR WINDS SOUNDED MORE FUTURISTICS SO I CIRCLED B BUT WHEN I WAS TRYING TO ERASE C ARRGHRGRHH THE ERASER WAS ONE OF THOSE CRAPPY FAKE ERASERS THAT JUST SMUDGE EVERYTHING
SO I FLIPPED MY DESK OVER AND STARTED SMASHING STUFF AND I DROPKICKED MY TEACHER AND HE EXPLODED!! I BUSTED OUT OF SCHOOL AND BASICALLY WENT ON A RAMPAGE AND NEXT THING I KNEW I BROKE INTO THIS MILITARY BASE AND SOME ADMIRAL SAID "I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW" AND I SAID "OH, OKAY. I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH THE MILITARY" AND STARTED WALKING AWAY BUT THEN
I TURNED BACK AROUND AND SAID "TANKS A LOT FOR THE ADVICE!" AND THREW A TANK AT HIM!! HOPE HIS FAMILY WASNT PLANNING ON HAVING A NON-TANK-SMASHED FATHER FOR THE UPCOMING HOLIDAYS!!
I HAD THANKSGIVING DINNER OVER AT BLACK TOM'S HOUSE. I ATE A LOT FOR THANKSGIVING!! I HAD THREE (3!!!) SEVINGS OF MASHED POTATOS. THEN I PLAYED SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE. MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS PIKACHU.
LinusTD1: what?
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: YOU HEARD ME
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: I'M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT
LinusTD1: unfortunately I don't know who you are
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: ::DROPKICK::
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: THAT CLEAR THINGS UP, PARD'NER?
LinusTD1: no, I've never taken an ecology class either
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: STOP LIVING IN THE PAST
LinusTD1 signed off at 12:26:48 PM.
SMELL YA LATER,
JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT
THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT
Tuesday, November 26, 2002
SO THE OTEHR DAY I WAS TALKING T OMY FRIEND SAM!!! BUT I DONT THINK HE REMEMBERD WHO I AM. HERES THE CONVERSATION
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: HEY SAM WHATS UP
Malevolent cKy: whos thyis
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT HERE
Malevolent cKy: from x men?
Malevolent cKy: haha, i remember him. who is this for real thou
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: NOT SO MUCH 'FROM' X-MEN AS 'I WANT TO DESTROY ALL' X-MEN< BUT CLOSE ENOUGH
Malevolent cKy: yeah
Malevolent cKy: with the dorky red helment and the steroid arms
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: ANYWAY, I WROTE THIS SONG TO REMIND YOU NOT TO RUN DOWN STAIRS.
Malevolent cKy: good luck with that
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: A ONE, A TWO, A ONE TWO THREE
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: SAM
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: DONT YOU RUN DOWN THE STAIRS
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: BECAUSE YOULL GIVE YOUR POOR MOTHER
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: A SECOND HEART A-TTACKKKKKKK
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: SAM
Malevolent cKy: wow, this is the first im from someone i dont know thats actually funny
Malevolent cKy: mom never had a heart attack...
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: THERES NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT RUNNING DOWN STAIRS SAM
Malevolent cKy: k.
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: NOW LET ME FINISH MY DAMN SONG
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: SAM
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: DONT EAT ALL THE PASTA
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OR YOUR DAD WONT HAVE ANY
Malevolent cKy: wow....you have WAY to much time on your hands...
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: YOU TALK BIG FOR A BOY THAT LIKES TO RUN DOWN THE GODDAMN STAIRS
Malevolent cKy: is this jake
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: NO, THIS IS JUGGERNAUT
Malevolent cKy: uh ok
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT
Malevolent cKy: jake
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: I THOUGHT I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT
Malevolent cKy wants to directly connect.
JuGGrNAUTRULES22 declines request; no connection was made.
Malevolent cKy: connect with me for a second
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: REJECTED
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OOOOOH
Malevolent cKy: i wanna show youa pic
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS
Malevolent cKy wants to directly connect.
JuGGrNAUTRULES22 declines request; no connection was made.
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: REJECTED 2X
Malevolent cKy: dude, its awsome
Malevolent cKy: its a pic of juggernaut vs the xmen
Malevolent cKy: i just found it on some website
Malevolent cKy wants to directly connect.
JuGGrNAUTRULES22 declines request; no connection was made.
Malevolent cKy: you know you w3anna see it
Malevolent cKy wants to directly connect.
Malevolent cKy is now directly connected.
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURNNN???
Malevolent cKy direct connection is closed.
Malevolent cKy: 64 12 27 55
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: YOU KNOW A LOT OF NUMBERS FOR A HUMAN
Malevolent cKy: do this
Malevolent cKy: right click
Malevolent cKy: insert
Malevolent cKy: IP address
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: WAIT...
Malevolent cKy: and you cant even spell your own name right....its juggernaut
Malevolent cKy: not juggrnaut
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: SO I RIGHT CLICK
Malevolent cKy: then insert
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: THEN I TAKE OFF MY PANTS
Malevolent cKy: then IP address
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: THEN WHAT AGAIN?
Malevolent cKy: just do it
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OKAY
Malevolent cKy: i need it so i can send yo the pic
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: 64 12 27 55
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OKAY THERE
Malevolent cKy: yyup
Malevolent cKy: thanks
Malevolent cKy: your an idiot...now i can find outwho this is
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: UH OH
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: YOU OUTSMARTED ME
Malevolent cKy: wait
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: BODYSLAMM
Malevolent cKy: you just copy pasted that
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: I DID WHAT NOW
Malevolent cKy: haha!
Malevolent cKy: you copy pasted what i sent
Malevolent cKy: before
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: WAIT
Malevolent cKy: slick.
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: WHAT
Malevolent cKy: you copy pasted the nubmers i sent before
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: YOU HUMANS ARE ALL ALIKE
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: STUPID AND NAMED SAM
Malevolent cKy: no, i caught you.
Malevolent cKy: you didnt send me the ip address
Malevolent cKy: you just copy pasted 64 12 27 55
Malevolent cKy: its in my font and its not an IP
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: WHATS AN FONT?
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: IS THAT LIKE A DROPKICK
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: BECAUSE I KNOW DROPKICKS PRETTY WELL
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: LET ME CHECK YOUR SYSTEM
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: ::DROP KICK::
JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OH I THINK YOUR SYSTEM HAS A VIRUS
HE DIDNT APPRECIATE MY COMPUTER HELP!!! SO I JUST LEFT AND WATCHED SOME TELEVIONS. BILL OREILY ROCKS!!! THEN I THREW A SCHOOL BUS OFF A CLIFF
HERES A LINK HAVE FUN SURFING!!!!!
LOVE,
JUGGERNAUT
Thursday, November 21, 2002
IM JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND IM HERE TO ROCK
IM SO POWERFUL THAT EVEN SPIDERMAN CANT STOP ME AND CERTINALY NOT THE X-MEN
I WATCHED THE FINAL EPIDOE OF THE BACHEOLOR TODAY, AND BELIEVE ME, I WAS DISAPPOINTED! WHAT WAS THAT GUY THINKING, PICKING THE NEW JERSEY GIRL? IF IT HAD BEEN ME, I WOULD PICKED UP BOTH GIRLS AND TOSSED THEM ASIDE, THEN SMASHED THROUGH SOME WALLS AND IF ANYONE HAD ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DROP KICK THEM IN THE FACE!!!
MY FRIEND JASON GOT THE NEW GRAND THEFT AUTO GAMER AND WHLIE IT HAS SOME GOOD PARTS, ITS LACKING IN THE NUMBER OF UNSTOPPABLE SMASHING MACHINES (ZERO)
TODAY I WAS FIGHTING SHATTERSTATR AND HE STABBDED ME IN THE EYE! WHAT THE SHIT!!! I HATE THAT FUCKR
HE WAS LIKE "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BIOTCH!!!!!" AND I WAS ALL LIKE
BODYSLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND HOLY KRAP DID HE GET HURT AND RUN away
GTG TIME FOR LUNCH
OH WAIT REAL QUICK HERES A JOKE
Q:WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS WOLVERINE AND JUGGERNAUT
A: I KILLED WOLVERINE WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!!!!
LATER SKATERS,
JUGGERNAUT THE INVINCIBLE WARRIOR
BUY ME STUFF AND ILL DO SOME PERFORMANCE ART!!!
