2007-04-30T13:23:00.000-07:00

EEARGRHH I'M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND SPRING IS IN THE AIR!!!! SPRING IS THE SEASON FOR SLAM-DANCING AND SLAM-ROMANCING (BOTH) AND I AM THE KING OF THEM!!!!OUR SENIOR PROM IS THIS WEEKEND AND I AM JUST A SOPHOMORE (LOL) BUT I STILL GOT INVITED BY A GIRL!!!!! HER NAME IS JULIA SWENEY AND SHE IS IN MY GYM CLASS I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ASKED ME!!!! SHE IS VERY PRETTY AND VERY SMART AND

2007-02-22T20:50:00.000-08:00

ERRGHHHHHHHI JUST BODYSLAMMED MYSELFHOW CRUEL THE SWORD THAT CUTS SOMETHING SOMETHING WOLVERINE IS LAME

2006-04-18T01:10:00.000-07:00

IM JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND I JUST GOT BANNED FROM WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE SOME ASSFACE SAID THAT "THE XMEN SUCK" IS POV AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!ARRGHRHGHGHHGI"M GOING TO BLANK SOEM OF THEIR ARTICLES THEN WELL SEE WHOS BOSSLOVE

2005-11-10T16:10:00.000-08:00

I'M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND I HATE LITERATURE!!!!NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I LIKE SOME BOOKS (GOOSEBUMPS) BUT ALL THE BOKS I GET ASINGED IN CLASS ARE JUST FULL OF BALONEY!!! BOOKS ARE FULL OF GIBBERISH!!! "A SCREAMING COMES ACROSS THE SKY"????? WTF????? "RIVERRUN PAST ADAM AND EVE"?????? WHATEVER!!!!!PROFESSORS NEEDS TO STOP BEING SO EGOTISTICAL AND LEARN WHAT ITS REALLY LIKE ON THE

2005-11-07T00:51:00.000-08:00

I'M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND BOY OH BOYOH BOY OH BOY OH BOYBOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOYOH BOY

2004-02-15T16:04:00.000-08:00

I"M JUGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTATN AND VALENTINES DAY MAKES ME SO DEPRESSED I HAD THE WORST VALENTINES DAY! IT MADE ME SO DEPRESSED I WENT TO A PARTY WITH BLACK TOM AND TOAD AND STEVE (STEVES NEW HES A FRIEND OF MAGNETOS) AND IT WAS PRETTY COOL (IT WAS AT THIS ONE GIRLS HOURSE WHOS PARENTS WERE OUT OF TOWN!) AND THEY HAD BEER AND PEOPLE WERE SMOKING AND THIS GIRL BUMPED INTO ME! THINGS WERE

2004-01-01T21:52:00.000-08:00

skywalker135: :PUNCH: JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OH CHRIST skywalker135: YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH JUGGERNAUT JuGGrNAUTRULES22: WHY DID YOU DO THAT JuGGrNAUTRULES22: OOOOWWWWW JuGGrNAUTRULES22: THATS GONNA LEAVE A BLACK AND BLUE MARK, ASS skywalker135: SORRY. skywalker135: I GUESS I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH. JuGGrNAUTRULES22: HA HA JUST KIDDING I AM INVINCIBLE skywalker135: AAH DAMNIT skywalker135: I KNEW

2003-09-26T15:47:00.000-07:00

IM JUGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND I AM A HAX MAN NOW I KNOW THAT SOUNDS TOTALY RANDOM BUT! BEAR WITH ME THERES AN EXPLANATION BLACK TOM'S (SPOILED FA)G) MOM'S BOUGHT HIM AN MICROSFOT XBOX AND HE ALREADY HAS A GAMECUBE TOO!!! AND HE GOT HIS FRIEND ALEX TO MOD (HAX) THE XBOX WITH HIS LAPTOP AND HAX TOOLZ (HE IS A HAX MAN) AND SO NOW BLACK TOM CAN PLAY ALL SORTS OF OLD NES GAMES AND GENESIS

2003-07-23T21:55:00.000-07:00

IM JUGGERNAUT THE SUPERMUTANT AND I AM EVIL. I AM SO STRONG THAT IF YOU TRIED TO MESS WITH ME,, YOU SHOULDNT MESS WITH ME I WENT TO BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO THE OTHER DAY TO TRY TO RENT THE NEW MARIO GOLF GAME (SHUT UP BLACK TOM MARIO ROCKS) AND THE GUY AT THE COUNTER SAID "ITS NOT IN YET THEY JUST RELEASED IT I THINK HEY CRAIG DO WE HAVE THE NEW MARIO" AND THEN THE OTHER GUY CRAIG SAID "HOW THE HELL

2003-05-13T21:48:00.000-07:00

OH YEAH I FORGOT SOME GUY ASKED ME FOR SPARE CHANGE SO I SAID "I DONT HAVE ANY CHANGE BUT HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A NEW CAR" AND HE SAID ALRIGHT SO I SAID "OH HERE YOU JUST MIGHT GET WHAT YOU WISHED FOR" BUT THE PARKING LOT WAS EMPTY SO I JUST BROKE BOTH HIS LEGS. I THOUGHT IT WAS STILL PRETTY IRONIC

2003-05-13T21:45:00.000-07:00

IM JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND AND ALSO (TRY TO IMAGINE SINGING WHEN YOU READ) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - PUNCHED - MY GUIDANCE OFFICERRRRRRRHA HA IT WAS A GREAT PRACTICAL JOKE FOR THE END OF THE YEAR BLACK TOM WENT UP TO MR. DURALL AND SAID "HEY MR DURALL YOUR GUDAINCE HAS REALLY BEEN HELPFUL TO ME THIS YEAR" AND HE WAS ALL "WHY THANK YOU BLACK TOM IVE NOTICED THAT YOUVE BEEN ACTING A

2003-04-07T04:57:00.000-07:00

IM JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE WAR ON IRAQ!!!!!!!THIS WAR IS NESSECARY, BECAUSE SADDAM HUSEIN HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION OBVIOUSLY, AND I WANT THEM (WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION LIKE ATOM BOMBS), AND IT WILL BE EASIER FOR ME TO GET THEM IF HE IS DEAD, BECAUSE THEN I'LL JUST BE ALL ::WALKS INTO WEAPON STOREAGE AND TAKES WEAPONS AND ROBBS BANKS AND THEN $$$:: INSTEAD

2003-02-10T21:44:00.000-08:00

IM JUGGERNAUT AND IM AWESOME SO NOW I'M APART OF SOME FANCYMILK.COM SITE ABOUT SOMETHING I DONT KNOW WHAT. THEY LINKED ME WITH A COMPUTER SO NOW IM TALKING ABOUT THEM. SO THERE ITS ALMOST VALENTINES DAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!! "TIME TO KILL THE X-MEN" WHY YES THAT WAS A GOOD GUESS BUT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT ITS TIME FOR LOVE I'M NOT TO GOOD WITH GIRLS (ESPECIALLY JENNIFER THAT

2003-01-20T19:32:00.000-08:00

I"M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL UPERMUTNAT AND I HATE ANDREW THAMSON HE'S IN MY 4TH PERIOD LIT CLASS AND HE'S A BIG BAFOON!! AND THE OTHER DAY HE TOOK MY SEAT WHEN I GOT UP TO SHARPEN MY PENCIL (EVEN THOUGH I CALLED DIBBSIES) AND STARTED TALKING TO JENNIFER LEAHMAN WHO I HAVE AN HUGH CRUSH ONI WENT BACK AND SAID "I'M SORRY BUT I THINK YOUR IN MY SEAT ANDREW" AND HE JUST PRETENDED NOT TO HEAR SO I SAID

2003-01-06T21:45:00.000-08:00

BLOGGER KEEPS BREAKING ARHGRGHAHR

2003-01-06T18:09:00.000-08:00

IM JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND I CAN PUNCH THROUGH WALLS WITH MY BARE HANDS I REALLY LIKE "METROID: PRIME" FOR GAMECUBE AND SO I DECIDED TO WRITE SOME FAN FICTION ABOUT SAMIS ARAN THE METROID HUNTER HUNTING TIME A METROID STORY BY JUGGERNAUT BLAM! SAMUS ARN SHOT A MISSLE AT A METROID! BLAMBLAMBALM! THIS WAS GOING TO BE GOOD "ITS TIME TO KILL SIME METOROIDS" SAID SAMUS, RELOADING HER

2002-12-23T23:40:00.000-08:00

I'M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND WHAT IS UP WITH HOLIDAY SHOPPING??????? I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY TO BUY A LAST MINUTE GIFT FOR BLACK TOM (I BOUGHT HIM THE NEW METRIOD GAME BUT OH WAIT HE ALREADY HAS IT THAT SPOILED JERK) AND TRAFFIC WAS HORRENDOUS! THERE WERE CARS EVERYWHERE! WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO THE PARKING LOT AT THE MALL, I HAD TO DRIVE AROUND SLOWLY LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PARK YEAH

2002-12-16T17:33:00.000-08:00

HO HO HO IT'S CHIRSTMAS TIME SO BUY ME SOME CRAP www.amazon.com/o/registry/WFYDF5PK1PXO BUY ME SOME CRAP, JUGGERNAUT

2002-12-13T22:31:00.000-08:00

WHENEVER I SIGN ON MY INTERNET I GET DOZENS OF PEOPLE SCREAMING "BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU'RE NOT SO STRONG I BET I COULD BEAT YOU" AND GUESS WHAT YOU CAN'T StealingYourNerd: ::DROPKICK:: StealingYourNerd: ::KICK:: StealingYourNerd: ::PUNCH:: StealingYourNerd: ::KICKPUNCHKICK:: JuGGrNAUTRULES22: Look, I'm 9 feet tall. JuGGrNAUTRULES22: This isn't hurting me. TO SAVE TIME, TAKE THIS QUIZ: HOW HARD

2002-12-13T12:43:00.000-08:00

OOHHH ITS FRIDAY THE 13TH THAT REMINDS ME OF SPOOKY STORY ONE TIME THERE WAS A HAUNTED MANSION AND THREE KIDS (ONE WAS SMART, ONE WAS TOUGH, AND ONE WAS FAT (HE WAS THE FUNNY ONE)) DARED TO VENTURE INTO THE HAUNTED MANSION HOUSE WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BLAM! IT EXPLODED AND THEY WERE COVERED IN 3RD DEGREE BURNS BUT DID THE GHOST GOBLIN DO IT?? OR WAS IT THE MUMMY WE WILL NEVER KNOW OH BOY THE

2002-12-10T14:37:00.000-08:00

HEY INTERNET IM JUGGERNAUT AND I CAN NOT BE STOPPED WHENEVER I SIGN ON MY INTERNET I GET ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE TALKING TO ME!! BIG ONES, SMALL ONES, SKINNY ONES, FAT ONES!! I HATE FAT PEOPLE WhiteGuywithAF1s: yeah wow well guess whos gay WhiteGuywithAF1s: its you JuGGrNAUTRULES22: RIDDLEMASTER! JuGGrNAUTRULES22: I KNEW IT WAS YOU!!! JuGGrNAUTRULES22: PREPAIR FOR ULTIMATE BATTLE JuGGrNAUTRULES22

2002-12-04T12:27:00.000-08:00

WHATS UP EVERYONE JUGGERNAUT IM THE MOST POWERFUL LIVING CREATURE AND I JUST TOOK MY ECOLOGY MIDTERM!! BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU IT WAS LAME I MEAN LOOK AT THIS QUESTION What causes continential drift? A-Plate tectonics B-Solar Winds C-Volanoes I DONT KNOW WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A ROCKET OR SOMETHING?? I FIRST CIRCLED C BECAUSE IT REMINDED ME OF THE TIME I THREW SPIDERMAN INTO A VOLCANOE BUT HE

2002-11-26T03:49:00.000-08:00

SO THE OTEHR DAY I WAS TALKING T OMY FRIEND SAM!!! BUT I DONT THINK HE REMEMBERD WHO I AM. HERES THE CONVERSATION JuGGrNAUTRULES22: HEY SAM WHATS UP Malevolent cKy: whos thyis JuGGrNAUTRULES22: JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT HERE Malevolent cKy: from x men? Malevolent cKy: haha, i remember him. who is this for real thou JuGGrNAUTRULES22: NOT SO MUCH 'FROM' X-MEN AS 'I WANT TO DESTROY ALL' X-MEN

2002-11-21T03:16:00.000-08:00

IM JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND IM HERE TO ROCK IM SO POWERFUL THAT EVEN SPIDERMAN CANT STOP ME AND CERTINALY NOT THE X-MEN I WATCHED THE FINAL EPIDOE OF THE BACHEOLOR TODAY, AND BELIEVE ME, I WAS DISAPPOINTED! WHAT WAS THAT GUY THINKING, PICKING THE NEW JERSEY GIRL? IF IT HAD BEEN ME, I WOULD PICKED UP BOTH GIRLS AND TOSSED THEM ASIDE, THEN SMASHED THROUGH SOME WALLS AND IF ANYONE HAD

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